IJMC - Classifieds Now Available Through IJMC

You probably never thought your next job would be found through the IJMC, 
did you? Well, if you're on the IJMC, and I know you are, then this job 
might be right up your alley. Shame for me, I've already got a job so I 
won't be applying myself, and anyway, someone's got to continue running 
the IJMC to pass along great opportunities like this one!           -dave





     Job Openings in San Diego!
     
     Available immediately.
     
     Thirty Nine positions at Higher Source, a web site development and
     production house.  Our business has really taken off like a comet
     and we now have quite a few positions to fill.
     
     The individuals at the core of our group have worked closely together
     for over 20 years. During those years, each of us has developed a high
     degree of skill and know-how through personal discipline and concerted
     effort.  We try to stay positive in every circumstance
     and put the good of a project above any personal concerns or artistic
     egos. By sustaining this attitude and conduct, we have achieved a
     high level of efficiency and quality in our work. This crew-minded
     effort, combined with ingenuity and creativity, have helped us
     provide advanced solutions at highly competitive rates.
     
     Based in Rancho Santa Fe, California (near San Diego), we provide
     excellent opportunity for advancement to a higher place.  In fact
     all of our employees have recently been promoted.
     
     We provide free clothing, Nike tennis shoes, pudding, apple sauce
     and vodka. You must supply your own Phenol Barbital.  Every employee
     is issued a large purple cloth, the purpose of which will become
     clear.  Free haircuts too.
     
     No experience is necessary.  We will train you to work and think
     within our business model.
     
     ID is required.  Abduction experiences a plus.
     
     We are looking for real team players.
     
     Please send resumes to bunchowackos@highersource.com.
     
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