IJMC Top 10 Things Men Shouldn't Say at Victoria's Secret

        IJMC - Top 10 Things Men Shouldn't Say at Victoria's Secret

Yep. I agree. Just don't even think about going to Victoria's Secret just 
to say a few. Puh-lease! <grin>                                     -dave




 Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
 
 #10  Does this come in children's sizes?
 
 #9   No Thanks.  Just Sniffing.
 
 #8   I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
 
 #7   Mom will love this.
 
 #6   Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?
 
 #5   No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
 
 #4   Will you model this for me???
 
 #3   Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
 
 #2   45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
 
 and the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud
 in Victoria's secret:
 
 #1   The Miracle What???  This is better than world peace!!


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