IJMC - Collegiate Honors

Here's a story about some good ole college students engaging in 
extracurricular activities. I wouldn't say it's offensive, just sexually 
oriented. And what's wrong with a little sexual orientation? My point 
exactly, but it can get you fired from the U.S. Government!        -dave




A college girl walks into the student health office and says to the
doctor, "I have a rash on my chest and I need something to get rid of
it." she lifts up her shirt and there's this big red "M" on her chest.
The doctor says, "how did you get that?" She says, "My boyfriend goes to
Michigan and he likes to make love with his sweater on." He says, "OK,
whatever," and gives her a prescription.

The next day, another girl comes in with the same thing. She has a big
red "M" on her chest. The doctor says, "Don't tell me, your boyfriend
goes to michigan and he likes to make love with his sweater on." She
says, "No, he goes to Minnesota." He says, "Ok, whatever," and gives her
a prescription.

The third day, another girl comes in... same thing. She has a big red
"M" on her chest. The doctor says, "Let me guess, your boyfriend either
goes to Michigan or Minnesota and he likes to make love with his sweater
on."

She says, "No, my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin."