IJMC - Pizza!
You know it has been a long day when you are having trouble seeing
because your contact lenses are fogging up by themselves. I think I will
go take them out and go to sleep. While sleeping I shall dream about
throwing lots of pizzas at lots of F.B.I. agents. Why? Because I can,
that's why! -dave
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The following is a direct quote from the
Center for Strategic and International
Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME;
the author who introduces the story
swears it's true.
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was
under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing
thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an
appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza
parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his
colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place
and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all
conversations at the hospital. >>
>>Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of
soda.
>>Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
>>Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
>>Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
>>Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
>>Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
>>Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
>>Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
>>Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front
doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the
back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
>>Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
>>Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
>>Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
>>Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
>>Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
>>Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
>>Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
>>Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you
remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service
entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.
>>Pizza Man: I don't think so.
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