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			  IJMC - Free Beer!

Did that get your attention? You must be a college student! At least I 
think I recognize a few guys from good ole Ga Tech as the "hero" of this 
little tale...I think I'll quit before my grammar depreciates any more...

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs
over the bar:

                FREE BEER!!

So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.

Bartender:  "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper
tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face while doing
it.  Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to
remove it with your bare hands.  Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's
never had an orgasm.  You gotta make things right for her.

Man:  Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it.  You have
to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and they get crazier from

Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat
teeqeelah?"  He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands, and downs
it with a big slurp, tears streaming down his face.

Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most
frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.

The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches
all over his body.

"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

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