IJMC - Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle o'Rum!

So mebbe I just want the bottle of rum, leaving the rest of the list to 
the story below. BTW, if anyone has any unusual trouble with this post 
(doesn't filter properly, but last night's did for instance) let me know, 
I'm trying a little something...                                    -dave





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A Pirate's Life for Me

So, there are these two pirates eh.  One's got a wooden leg and a hook
and even a  patch too.  The other one's just got the pirate clothes.

So the second pirate says to the first, "How'd ya get that wooden leg
mate?".

The first replys "Arrr, it done got bit off bye a varment shark."

The second pirate is of course impressed, "Aye, dat's really a pirate
ting to have happen.  How'd ya get dat metal 'hook?"

The first replys "Lost err in a sword fight, bastard cut off me bloody
hand!".

"Aye, dat's really a pirate ting to have happen" says the second
pirate, again impressed.  "How'd ya get dat patch on your eye?".

"Well I was up in the crow's nest eh, and I looked up to spy this
seagull" says the pirate's pirate, "and the damn ting shit reet in me
eye".

In disbelief the second pirate says "Well, how'd dat make ya blind?"

The first pirate replied: "Arr...first day wit me 'ook."