IJMC - Sick Bunny Joke
I'll let one of the many people who forwarded this one around let you
know a bit more about it. So read on! -dave
Disclaimer: This message contains (non-violent) references to a
deceased bunny rabbit. More sensitive readers might want to delete this
without reading further. I thought the rest of you might get a chuckle
out of it.
I heard this while getting a hair cut.
A man came home from work to find his dog running joyously around the
back yard with the neighbors fluffy white rabbit clutched in it's jaws.
Panicked, the man retrieved the rabbit, but it was too late. The
rabbit was muddy, dog slobber covered, and obviously dead.
The man debated a moment and then formed a plan of action. He took
the dead rabbit inside and cleaned it up. He even blow-dried it to
re-fluff it's fur. Then, under cover of darkness, he sneaked next door
and put the dead rabbit back in it's cage.
The next day he walked into his back yard and noticed the neighbor
lady standing near the fence.
She said to him, "You know, we had a death in the family."
He swallowed and answered, "Really? Who died?"
"Fluffy, and it was just horrible. Can you believe it? Somebody dug
her up and put her back in her cage!"