IJMC - What Time is it Bub?
I don't know, but this one's a groaner...don't say I didn't warn you! -dave
A guy buys a clock, takes it home, and winds it up. The clock only goes
tick-tick-tick-tick. So he takes it back to the shop he bought it from.
The clerk says, "no problem, man, we have a German guy down the street who
does all of our repairs, just take the clock to him." So the guy takes
the clock down the street and shows it to the German guy who says,"don't
vurry, ve haf vays of making it tock."