IJMC Dirty Golf Lines

			IJMC - Dirty Golf Lines

This falls under the category of things that sound really bad when taken 
out of context. Now I can't say I'm a big fan of golf, but if it's 
anything like what this sounds like, I may have to give it a try...

10 Things That Sound Dirty in Golf But Aren't:
1. Nuts...My shaft is all bent!
2. After 18 Holes, I can  barely walk!
3. You really whacked the heck out of that sucker!
4. Look at the size of his putter!
5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
6. Mind if I join your threesome?
7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
8. My hands are so sweaty, I can't get a good grip.
9. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
10. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first!

IJMC January 1996 Archives