IJMC - Poor Pooh!

Oh dear, Pooh's gone and done it again. By the way, I wouldn't show this 
one to the kiddies...be nice and don't. However, does anyone think they 
could find a rabbit hole to get dear Newt Gingrich stuck in?       -dave






      __( )_                "Oh, bother!" said Pooh.
     (      (o____
      |          |          "I have eaten too much honey, and 
      |      (__/            I can't get out of Rabbit's hole!
        \     /   ___        Whatever am I to do?" 
        /     \  \___/
      /    ^    /     \
     |   |  |__|_HUNNY |
     |    \______)____/
      \         /
        \     /_
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      __( )_                "That's okay." said Rabbit, whose life
     (      (o____           was made up of important things.
      |          |
      |      (__/           "I'll just take away your
        \     /   ___        honey jar, and let   |\ /\ 
        /     \  \___/       you out when you've  | ||||
      /    ^    /     \      lost enough weight." | |||| ________
     |   |  |__|_HUNNY |                          / | / /        \ 
     |    \______)____/                          @ @  \/      _   \
      \         /                              =>X<=         /     \
        \     /_                                   \        |      |\
         |  ( __)                                  | |_______\     |/ 
         (____)                                   /___/    /______/



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      __( )_                "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
     (      (o____
      |          |          "Thank you, Rabbit." 
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        \     /                                   |\ /\ 
        /     \                                   | ||||
      /    ^    \                                 | |||| ________
     |   |  |____\                                / | / /        \ 
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      \         /                         \___/=>X<=         /     \
        \     /_                         /     \   \        |      |\
         |  ( __)                       | HUNNY |  | |_______\     |/ 
         (____)                          \_____/  /___/    /______/


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      __( )_                And so, Rabbit went on his merry way.
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      /    ^    \                                  ________ |||| |
     |   |  |____\                                /        \ \ | \
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      \         /                               /    \         =>X<= \___/
        \     /_                              /|      |         /   /     \
         |  ( __)                             \|     /________| |_ | HUNNY | 
         (____)                                 \________\    \___\ \_____/



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      \         /                                     /    \          =>X<= \_
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         |  ( __)                                   \|     /________| |_  | HU 
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      __( )_                And by-and-by, Pooh would entertain 
     (      (o____          himself by humming tunes and thinking 
      |          |          about the shitload of honey he would 
      |      (__/           eat once he was thin enough to get
        \     /             out of here. 
        /     \
      /    ^    \
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     |    \______)
      \         /
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      __( )_               One day, Pooh's friend Piglet 
     (      (o____         came to visit.
      |          |
      |      (__/          "My goodness, Pooh!"           _ 
        \     /             gasped Piglet.              _<_/_
        /     \                                      __/    _> 
       /   ^   \           "You certainly have      '\  '  | 
      |  |  |___\           lost some weight!"        \___/
      |   \______)                                    /+++\ 
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      __( )_               "Yes," agreed Pooh. 
     (      (o____
      |          |         "I am still too big to
      |      (__/           get out of Rabbit's hole."    _ 
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        /     \                                      __/    _> 
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      |  |  |___\                                     \___/
      |   \______)                                    /+++\ 
       \       /                                   o=|..|..| 
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         |  ( __)                                 0==|+++++| 
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      __( )_               "Well good luck to you." said Piglet. 
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      |   \______)                                    /+++\ 
       \       /                                   o=|..|..| 
        \     /_                                     | o/..| 
         |  ( __)                                 0==|+++++| 
         (____)                                    0======/ 



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      __( )_                 "What I wouldn't give for
     (      (o____            a ham sandwich." said Pooh. 
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       _( )_         "I'm getting weak!" said Pooh. 
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       |       |     "Where the fuck is Rabbit?!?!" 
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        _             "I gotta sit down." gasped Pooh. 
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         \______/






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       ( )_          "Fuckin' Rabbit." 
      (  (o___
       |     |
       |  __/
        \  /
         | \
         |^ \
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         |\___)/ )
         \______/







        ()_          "I'm gonna kill that sonofabitch." 
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        |    |
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         \ /
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         |\___)/ )
         \______/







         ()_         "Not much time left..." 
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            "ARRRRGGGGG...."

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                 "Oh shit!" said Rabbit.
                                                 |\ /\ 
                 "I forgot all about the         | ||||
                  poor fucker."                  | |||| ________ 
                                                 / | / /        \ 
                                                @ @  \/      _   \
      _                                       =>X<=         /     \ 
     | \         _                                \        |      |\ 
   |x|  |-----__/ )                               | |_______\     |/ 
  ()___ ___)_____/                               /___/    /______/



Poor, Poor Pooh!