IJMC Politics Made Simple

			IJMC - Politics Made Simple

You can make entirely different meanings out of this by substituting 
"cows" for other simple everyday objects. Pick one and try it out!
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        Do you have trouble understanding politics?  If so, the following
primer should clear it up for you.

        Socialism -    You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.

        Communism -    You have two cows. Give both to the government. The
			government gives you milk.

        Capitalism -   You sell one cow and buy a bull.

        Facism -       You have two cows. Give milk to the government.  The
			government sells it.

        Nazism -       The government shoots you and takes the cows.

        New Dealism -  The government shoots one cow, milks the other, and
			pours the milk down the sink.

        Anarchism -    Keep the cows. Steal another one.  Shoot the

        Conservatism - Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.

        Liberalism -   Give away one cow.  Get the government to give you a
			new cow.  Now give it away.

Stan Melton

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