IJMC The Death of the Party?

                       IJMC - The Death of the Party?

Ok, so maybe he didn't die. Still a scary proposition. And as a warning, 
the X-mas IJMC's will resurface in a few days. Yes, there will be some 
repeats from previous years but this year we have at least two new and I 
think rather good submissions. You're sure to enjoy, even if they are not 
quite the holiday cheer you're used to. Eggnog anyone?              -dave

"Reason to not party anymore"

	This guy who lived next door to Amy (my girlfriend) went out last
Saturday night to a party.  He was having a good time, had a couple of
beers and some girl seemed to like him and invited him to go to another
party.  He quickly agreed and decided to go along with her.  She took him
to a party in some apartment and they continued to drink, and even got
involved with some other drugs (unknown which).  The next thing he knew,
he woke up completely naked in a bathtub filled with ice.  He was still
feeling the effects of the drugs, but looked around to see he was alone.
	He looked down at his chest, which had "CALL 911 OR YOU WILL DIE"
written on it in lipstick.  He saw a phone was on a stand next to the
tub, so he picked it up and dialed.  He explained to the EMS operator
what the situation was and that he didn't know where he was, what he
took, or why he was really calling.  She advised him to get out of the
tub.  He did, and she asked him to look himself over in the mirror.  He
did, and appeared normal, so she told him to check his back.  He did,
only to find two 9 inch slits on his lower back.  She told him to get
back in the tub immediately, and they sent a rescue team over.
	Apparently, after being examined, he found out more of what had
happened.  His kidneys were stolen.  They are worth 10,000 dollars each
on the black market.  (I was unaware this even existed)  Several guesses
are in order:  The second party was a sham, the people involved had to
be at least medical students, and it was not just recreational drugs he
was given.  Regardless, he is currently in the hospital on life support,
awaiting a spare kidney.

                                                        Kenneth Ohnuma
                                                        aka Reb Lazar

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