IJMC - News Flash

Short, sweet, and early. Enjoy, I'm gonna have some lasagne.        -dave





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        A scientist has just developed a 'magic' pill that dissolves
        excess human body fat and will banish obesity from the face
        of the earth. It is also reported he is a favorite to receive
        this years Nobelly prize.
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One of the advantages of a clean life is that you can distinguish
between the flu and a hangover.