IJMC - New Email Warnings

I'll let this one speak for itself other than to add, "don't forget to 
put Mac in there somewhere, he still wants to see the world!"    -dave





Considering the changing state of legal attitude towards the Internet, the
following disclaimer is recommend as a preamble to any and all email
messages and/or postings <G>



V-CHIP CONTENT WARNING: THIS POST IS RATED: R, V, NPC, RI, S, I13. [For
processing by the required-by-1998 V-chips, those reading this post from
an archive must set their V-chip to "42-0666." I will not be held
responsible for posts incorrectly filtered-out by a V-chip that has been
by-passed, hot-chipped, or incorrectly programmed.]

***WARNING!*** It has become necessary to warn potential readers of my
messages before they proceed further. This warning may not fully protect
me against criminal or civil proceedings, but it may be treated as a
positive attempt to obey the various and increasing numbers of laws.

* Under the ***TELECOM ACT OF 1996***, minor CHILDREN (under the age of
18) may not read or handle this message under any circumstances. If you
are under 18, delete this message NOW. Also, if you are developmentally
disabled, irony-impaired, emotionally traumatized, schizophrenic,
suffering PMS, affected by Humor Deprivation Syndrom (HDS), or under the
care of a doctor, then the TELECOM ACT OF 1996 may apply to you as well,
even if you are 18. If you fall into one of these categories and are not
considered competent to judge for yourself what you are reading, DELETE
this message NOW.

* Under the UTAH PROTECTION OF CHILDREN ACT OF 1996, those under the age
of 21 may not read this post. All residents of Utah, and Mormons
elsewhere, must install the M-Chip.

* Under the PROTECTION OF THE REICH laws, residents of Germany may not
read this post.

* Under the MERCIFUL SHIELD OF ALLAH (Praise be to Him!) holy
interpretations of the Koran of the following countries (but not limited
to this list) you may not read this post if you are a FEMALE OF ANY AGE:
Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Egypt,
Jordan, Sudan, Libya, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Algeria, Lebanon, Morocco,
Tunisia, Yemen, Oman, Syria, Bahrain, and the Palestinian Authority.
Non-female persons may also be barred from reading this post, depending
on the settings of your I-Chip.

* Under the proposed CHINESE INTERNET laws, covering The People's
Republic of China, Formosa, Hong Kong, Macao, Malaysia, and parts of
several surrrounding territories, the rules are so nebulous and
unspecified that I cannot say whether you are allowed to read this. Thus,
you must SUBMIT any post you wish to read to your local authorities for
further filtering.

* In Singapore, merely by RECEIVING this post you have violated the will
of Lee Kwan Yu. Report to your local police office to receive your
caning.

* Finally, if you are barred from contact with the Internet, or
protected by court order from being disturbed by thoughts which may
disturb you, or covered by protective orders, it is up to you to adjust
the settings of your V-Chip to ensure that my post does not reach you.

*** THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE IN COMPLYING WITH THESE LAWS ***