IJMC - Automobiles

Well, the games have begun in earnest. Netcom's finally gone and changed 
the server over to its own machine. Let's all hope it continues to work...
so far all I've noticed is a bit more speed and it alphabetized the 
subscription list. Whoop-di-doo. All this and Marilyn Monroe on 
television too. What do they have to do with each other? Not much.   -dave






BMW		Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW		Beastly Monsterous Wonder
BMW		Beautiful Masterpeices on Wheels
BMW		Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW		Big Money Waste
BMW		Big Money Works
BMW		Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW		Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW		Break My Windows
BMW		Broken Money Waster
BMW		Broken Monsterous Wonder
BMW		Brutal Money Waster
BMW		Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

Buick		Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Buick		Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Buick		Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer

Chevy		Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevy		Charged Heavily
Chevy		Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

Dodge		Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dodge		Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

Fiat		F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat		Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat		Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat		Fix It Again Tony?

Ford		F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Ford		F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford		F*cked on Race Day
Ford		First On Recall Day
Ford		First on race day
Ford		Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford		Found on road dead
Ford		Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's

GMC		Garage Man's Companion
GMC		Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC		Get More Chicks
GMC		Got More Crap

Mopar		Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar		Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar		Mostly Old Paint And Rust

Plymouth	Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood!
Plymouth	Pussy Lips <in> Your MOUTH

Pontiac		Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac

SAAB		Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB		Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB		Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Toyota		Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto