IJMC - Better Be Careful What You Wish For

You just never know what you might end up receiving. Hmm, I wonder where 
I could get a bottle of those pills though?			   -dave



   There was this woman who went to the doctor's cause she was complaining
that sex with her husband wasn't up to par.  So the doctor recommended some
sex pills and told her to give him one, have sex that night and come back
to him with the results.

    The next morning she went back to the doctor's and said  "Well, the sex
was much better but to tell you the truth it could be a lot better."  So the
doctor said, "Give him him three tonight and come back to me with the
results"

     So she did that and the next morning she told him about her experience
but said the same thing.  "The sex can really be better, Doctor."  So the
Doctor said "What the hell, give your husband the whole bottle."

     The next morning a little boy came into the doctor's office and the
doctor asked if he could help him.  "I'm the son of the lady you gave those
pills to."  "Oh, yes. How did they work?" asked the doctor.
    "Well, my mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and my dad's
laying on the couch saying 'Here Kitty, Kitty.'"