IJMC - You Might Be a Computer Geek If...

Hmm, he missed one. You might be a computer geek if a simple list you use 
to send jokes to your friends turns into a once a night mailing sent out 
to people you've never met from all around the world. Oh well.      -dave




    You may have heard of Jeff Foxworthy's humorous dialogue about red 
necks, well, this is a twist on his style of humor.

        You might be a computer geek, by Jeff Foxqwerty.


        You might be a computer geek:

1  If you have 20/20 vision, and still can't C...

2  If You buy a car and ask what version it is instead of model...

3  If The biggest purchase of your life happens at least once a month...

4  If You spent more on your computer than your wife's engagement ring...

5  If You can pronounce several Japanese words and they aren't forms of 
   martial arts...

6  If you finger yourself on a regular basis...

7  If your idea of a date is dinner and an AVI...

8  If your pet rock is faster than a speeding bullet...

9  If you install windows, but you're not a carpenter...

10 If your doctor says you have a slipped disk, and you call a data
   recovery company...

11 If a computer you bought for 2000 dollars is now being used as a
   doorstop...

12 If you want a faster car, you ask the dealer for an upgrade...

13 If your criteria for a college consists of:

      1.  How many computers

      2.  Does it have full Internet

      3.  And what are the hours of the nearest Chinese restaurant

14 If you have an unpronouncable computer handle, and it actually
   means something...

15 If you have an SVGA monitor, and a Black and White TV...

16 If you have one in every port, and you aren't a sailor...

17 If you one day realize you did your budget in Hex...

18 If you number your reports in powers of 2...

19 If you can recognize the speed of a modem by the tones...

20 If you've ever met someone for the first time that you've known for 
   years...


                        Copyright (C) 1995 ROTFLOL

                         Written by Jason Caminiti

                         jcaminit@lynx.neu.edu

[ed. note, this was actually used with permission from the author. 
Really, you can even ask him if you don't believe me...but you wouldn't 
do that, now would you?]