IJMC - Riddle-Puns

Just a short one for tonight...thanks Kate!
				  -dave



Hey Dave, want some RIDDLE-PUNS?
Puns created by my daughter Kate Harel

Q. Where do cows buy their clothes?
A. In Cattle-logues.

Q. What could you call your aging aunt?
A. Aunt-ique.

Q. When can you see a lot of women?
A. In 'broad' daylight.

Q. What shampoo is used in the army?
A. "Head 'n Soldiers"

Q. Where do sadists and masochists go for fun?
A. The Abusement Park.

Q. How would you describe a kid who just had a birthday party?
A. A Gifted Child.

Q. What do you call 2 doctors?
A. Pair-a-Medics.

Q. What do you call religious doctors?
A. Ortho-dox.