IJMC - So What Are You Thinking?

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     Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his 
     teacher picked him to answer a question.
     
     Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one 
     with your gun how many would be left.
     
     None replied Johnny, cause the rest would fly away.
     
     Well the answer is four said the teacher, but I like the way you are 
     thinking.
     
     Little Johnny says, I have a question for you now.  If there were 
     three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her 
     cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the 
     cone, which one is married.
     
     Well said the teacher nervously, I guess the one sucking the cone?
     
     No, said Little Johnny, the one with the wedding ring on her finger, 
     but I like the way you are thinking.