IJMC - Democrats vs. Republicans
The IJMC would claim to be apolitical. And we'd be laughed at. So here's
a nice handy-dandy chart to help you vote in any upcoming elections! -dave
We may have long wondered about our american neighbors down south and
the actual differences between the democrats and republicans.
It all really just boils down to this:
ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS
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criminals | Give them a second | Give them the swift
| chance | sword of death, unless
| | they were patriotic or
| | or rich.
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the poor | Give them some food | Give them the swift
| | sword of death, or
| | ship them back to where
| | they ( or their great-
| | grandfather) came from.
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endangered | give them protection | Give them the swift
species | | sword of death, unless
| | letting them live to
| | maturity will produce
| | a fine fur coat.
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dictators | give them a way out | Give them the swift
| | sword of death, unless
| | they promise to fight
| | the commies.
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the uninsured | Give them some | Given them the swift
| health care | sword of death, or let
| | them run for office.
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the cost | $9,000,000,000, | $9,000,000,000,
| 000,000,000 | 000,000,000
| | (The cost of outfitting
| | the military with new
| | laser guided "Swift
| | Swords of Death").
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