IJMC - A Day At The Races!
If you are offended by sexual connotations...skip this one. Otherwise,
enjoy. I wish I knew who wrote it, I'd like to shake their hand. -dave
Distance: All the way
Weather: Very Drunk
Name Odds Name Odds
---- ---- ---- ----
Bare Belly 2-1 Silk Panties 2-1
Passionate Lady 5-1 Clean Sheets 100-1
Conscience 100-1 Big Dick 3-1
Heavy Bosom 6-1 Thighs 5-1
Cherry 3-1 Jockey Shorts 5-1
Douche Bag 1-1
Conscience is left at the post. Silk Panties and Jockey Shorts are
off with a rush. Bare Belly is beginning to show. Heavy Bosom
with Clean Sheets at the back. Douche Bag is completely lost.
AT THE RAIL
It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open up a hole and Big Dick is
going in. Heavy Bosom is hard pressed. Passionate Lady is coming
strong and Conscience is completely lost.
AT THE TURN
It's Cherry between Big Dick and Passionate Lady. Thighs working
hard and Bare Belly is under terrific pressure.
AT THE STRETCH
Cherry cracks under the strain as Big Dick goes in for the kill.
Passionate Lady is doing her best and Bare Belly is close up. Big
Dick passed Thighs by a full length and Passionate Lady is almost
AT THE FINISH
Big Dick rushes in, but Passionate Lady takes all he has and it's a
dead heat. Heavy Bosom folds, Bare Belly is all lathered up at the
finish. Thighs pull up and Clean Sheets never had a chance while
Conscience wasn't even tn the race from the start. Big Dick
unexpectedly gives a quick spurt and Passionate Lady kept coming.
Douche Bag came in last to clean up the track.
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