IJMC Statuesque

			    IJMC - Statuesque

I think the .sig file is longer than the the text...short but sweet. -dave

Two nude statues, a boy and a girl, stood in a park.  One day a voice spoke
from heaven and said "Statues!  I have decided to grant you one hour of
life. Use it well!"
As the voice spoke, the statues came to life.  Hand in hand they ran off to
the bushes, where they immediately started thrashing around together.
After 55 minutes the voice spoke again.
"Statues!  You have but five minutes left"
The boy statue asked the girl
"Do you want to do it one more time?"
"Sure," replied the girl, "but this time, you hold the pigeon down, and
I'll crap on its head!"

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