IJMC - Top Ten Sexually Slanted Lines in Star Wars
The title just about says it all...'cept we've got them from the whole
trilogy...anyone want to combine this and the drinking game? I've heard
someone finished the drinking game without going to the hospital... -dave
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10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
>From The Empire Strikes Back
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up
like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
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And now, our new list of sexually slanted lines from Return of the Jedi:
13. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I
did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work." (C3PO)
12. "Hey, point that thing someplace else." (Han)
11. "I look forward to completing your training. I time you will call me
master." (Emporer)
10. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Leia)
9. "I never knew I had it in me." (C3PO)
8. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle
of Taanab." (Lando)
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." (Luke)
6. "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt,
you'd probably short circuit." (C3PO)
5. "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can."
(Jerjerrod) with reply "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
(Darth)
4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost
got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"
(Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher." (Lando)
3. "Short help's better than no help at all." (Han)
2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." (Han)
1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" (Han)
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Edited by: Meghan Yamanishi & David Martin
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