IJMC - A simple riddle...

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              W H A T   A M   I  ???

  THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF
 8 INCHES LONG.  THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
 ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.  IS USUALLY
 FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT
 ACTION.  IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY
 THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.
 IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY,
 SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM,
 FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND
 DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
 SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY
 SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.  ANYONE FOUND
 LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE
 RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL
 LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.  WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT
 LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE
 SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM
 THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM
 ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.  AFTER EVERYTHING IS
 DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE
 CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY
 HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT
 OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX
 TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

  W H A T   A M   I  ? ? ? ?

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 AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO
 THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN
 ..............TOOTHBRUSH.......




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