IJMC - Thinking of Neutering Your Cat?

I think I'll let this one speak for itself...but I'd reconsider...    -dave




    An old woman was sitting alone with her cat, polishing a dusty lamp she'd
found in the attic when a genie popped out and offered her three wishes.
Thinking quickly, she said, "I'd like to be rich.  I'd like to be young and
beautiful again.  And I'l like my cat to turn into a handsome prince."
    There was a puff of smoke, and she found herself young and glamorous,
surrounded by riches.  The cat had dissapeared, and a gorgeous prince stood
beside her, holding out his arms.  She melted into his embrace.
    "Now," he whispered softly in her ear, "aren't you sorry you had me
neutered?"