IJMC - Don't Stop!
I think I'll just remain silent on this one. -dave
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an
overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing
their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman
bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she
told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the
Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful
omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly
asked, "And how many times did _you_ make love to your wife last
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did
she say to you this morning?"