IJMC Don't Stop!

		      IJMC - Don't Stop!

I think I'll just remain silent on this one.	-dave

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an
overseas flight.  After a few cocktails, the men began discussing
their home lives.

    "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman
bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she
told me how much she adored me."

    "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the
Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful
omelet and told me she could never love another man."

    When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly
asked, "And how many times did _you_ make love to your wife last

    "Once," he replied.

    "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.  "And what did
she say to you this morning?"

    "Don't stop."

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