IJMC - You're Going Straight to Hell for that One!
You know, under the new laws Congress is trying to pass, I might have to
stop sending posts such as this one or I would be breaking the law. Oh
well. Enjoy them for as long as I send them...and remember, you've got a
dirty little mind too! -dave
Four teenage catholic girls die simultaneously in a car crash and arrive at
the pearly gates.
St. Peter asks girl 1: "Have you ever touched a penis?"
"Yes, father," girl one replies, "I once touched a man's penis with the very
tip of my finger."
"Swish that offending finger in holy water," St. Peter instructed, "say a
prayer begging forgiveness, and cross over into the promised land."
Girl 2 says: "Yes, father, I once touched a man's penis with my whole hand."
St. Peter instructed this second offending girl to douse her entire hand in
holy water, say two prayers begging mercy, and proceed to heaven.
As girl 3 approached, girl 4 shoved her aside, "Father," she shouted, "if you
expect me to gargle with that crap AFTER she dunks her ass in there, you've
got another thing coming!"