IJMC - Smells Like Fish

I'm curious how many were with us the last time I placed a warning on an 
International Junk Mail Clearinghouse post. Remember that one? Well, this 
one isn't quite as bad, but it does warrent the second IJMC Warning Label.
This post has content determined to be lewd and crude...go fig, I know 
the authors...so read on if you choose, but at your own risk...	     -dave
















SMELLS LIKE FISH
(by Tastes like Chicken)

(spoken)
<sniff, sniff>  Hey! I smell fish. Anyone here smell fish?

(intro)

the other night i was with this bitch
my hand's down her pants, 'bout to get my wish
suddenly i felt somethin' go squish
pulled out my hand--Uh! smells like fish!

(chorus)
skin tight jeans and velvet lips
from between her thighs the honey drips
she's my baby, my perfect dish
she tastes like chicken but she smells like fish

my baby comes 'n' says she's got an itch
she spreads her thighs--the perfect sales pitch
so i'm down on my knees to yodel in the ditch
my nose gets close and it smells like fish

(chorus)
(solo)
(chorus 2)
skin tight jeans and velvet lips
from between her thighs the honey drips
my pornographic entre'--a fowl crotch kiss
she tastes like chicken but she smells like fish

(finale and fade out)
she's no dyke but she smells like pike
ain't no doubt the smells like trout
she's a frisky lass, she smells like bass
when she's got the urgin' she smells like sturgeon
when i pound her she smells like flounder
she's no troll, but she smells like sole

(spoken)
I never though fowl could smell so foul

End.

hope ya'll like it. this is our first step on the way to international
superstardom. later.

[lyrics by Skippy and Mason]