IJMC - Marital Bliss
This is quite appropriate to turn up tonight, as I just returned from a
good friend's wedding...course, he's a better man than the one below. -dave
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their
wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband (who was a burly
bruiser) tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't
wear your pants", she said. "That's right!", said the husband, "And
don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!".
With that, she flipped him her panties, and said, "Try these on." He
tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his
knee-cap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants!" She said,
"that's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your goddamn