IJMC - Indian Documentary?

You know, those National Geographic specials were never quite like this...
btw, anyone has trouble with sexual innuendo probably shouldn't continue.
						-dave



	Barbara Walters was doing a documentry on the customs of the American
Indians.  After a tour of the reservation they were on, she asked why the
difference in the number of feathers in the headdress.
	She asked a brave with only one feather in his headdress, his reply was
"Me sleep with one squa, have only one feather"
	She asked another brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking, this
brave had only four feathers, he replied: "Ugh, me have four feathers cause me
sleep with four squas".
	Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of squas
involved, she decided to interview the chief.
	Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which needless to say
amused Mrs. Walters.  She asked the chief, "why do you have so many feathers in
your headdress?"  The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said "Me fuck-em all,
big, small, fat, tall, me fuck-em all".  Horrified, Mrs.Walters said "you ought
to be hung!"  the Cheif replied. "you damn right.  Me hung.  Big like buffalo,
long like snake."  Mrs. Walters cried "you don't have to be hostile"  The chief
replied "hoss style, wolf style, any style, me fuck-em all"
	Tears in her eyes, Mrs. Walters cried "Oh dear", the chief said, "No
deer! me fuck no deer, asshole too high and fuckers run to fast. No fuck deer."