IJMC - NASA's Believe it or Not.

Who knows if any of it's true or not, but it's good for a laugh! -dave

 
It seems when Armstrong walked on the moon, he not only gave his
famous "One Step for Man", etc. statement, but followed it by several
remarks.  It ended with "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."  Over the years many
people have questioned him as to what the "Mr. Gorsky" statement
meant.  Two weeks ago, while answering questions following a speech,
he finally responded.
 
It seems Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so he felt he could answer.
When he was a kid he was playing ball.  His brother hit a fly which
landed in front of the Gorsky's bedroom window.  As he leaned down to
pick it up, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky.  "Oral sex,
oral sex you want?  You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks
on the moon!"