IJMC - The Boy And The Brothel
Oh boy, I think I'm gonna be real nice to frogs from now on, yesiree!
P.S. To the guy with the morning radio show in Washington D.C., lemme
know when you're on and what station, I'll be passing through in a few weeks.
A 13 year old boy walked into a brothel, dragging a dead frog on a
piece of string. he walked up to the madam and said, "Give me your
dirtiest woman." The madam said, "You're way too young, and besides we
dont have any dirty women."
With that the young fella produced two hundred dollars and again
repeated his request for the dirtiest woman of the house.
The madam again denied having any dirty women in the house.
The young fella produced a further two hundred dollars and said that
if his request was not met, that he would take his money elsewhere.
The madam finally met with his request and the young fella dragged his
dead frog upstairs to spend his time with the dirtiest woman of the
Eventually the young fella emerged, dragging his dead frog down the
The madam accepted his money and enquired, "Why did you request our
"Well," replied the young man, "when I get home I'm gonna screw the
babysitter, and then when Dad gets home, he'll drive the babysitter
home and screw her on the way. When Dad gets home, he'll screw Mum,
and then in the morning, Mum will screw the milkman, AND HE'S THE
BASTARD WHO KILLED MY FROG !!!!"