IJMC - Lesbian FAQ

Anyone care to expand on this? I could see it really taking off... -dave



10 QUESTIONS MOST COMMONLY ASKED OF LESBIANS - AND THE ANSWERS YOU'LL 
				NEVER HEAR*

1. What, exactly do two women do together? (usually asked by a woman.)
	A: It takes too long to explain.  A lesbian quickie lasts hours.  
	   We lay there and discuss politics until we figure it out.  But if
	   you like I'll show you.  How about this evening at six?

2. Which one of you is the man?  (usually asked by a man.)
	A: We're lesbian, not confused.  Look it up!

3. What do your parents think about it?
	A: They weren't exactly tickled lavender.

4. Do you face any discrimination because you're - "that way"?
	A: None.  the lesbian movement is a bodily function that involves 
	   the expulsion of our reproductive organs.

5. Why are you a lesbian?
	A: Let me show you a picture of my girlfriend.

6. Did anything in your childhood affect your "choice"?
	A: Definitely.  There was this cute little redhead in my nursery 
	   school that i used to take naps with...

7. Why did you have to tell everyone?
	A: I have a P.C. quota to meet.

8. Is one of you "butch" and the other "femme"?
	A: Yes, but we trade off every time we roll over.

9. Do you plan to have children?
	A: We're trying! (Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, know what I mean, know 
	   what I mean!)

10. But wouldn't you want your children to be straight?
	A: And miss this opportunity to be interrogated by the next 
	   generation of psych majors?


*Courtesy of Chris Lanter and the Gay and Lesbian Students Union Speakers 
Committee of the University of New Mexico.
from Lesbian Lists by Dell Richards





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