IJMC Star Wars vs. Real Life

		       IJMC - Star Wars vs. Real Life

One problem. If #7 is true, does that mean they don't have sex either? -dave



JUST A FEW OF THE REASONS WHY STAR WARS IS BETTER THAN REAL LIFE:

 1.  In real life, people drive "the Pacer", "the Pinto", and "the Station
         Wagon"
     In Star Wars, people drive "Speeder Bikes", "X-wing fighters", and "the
         Millenium Falcon."

 2.  In real life, bar fights with strange looking people are often 
         looked at as bad and sinful;
     In Star Wars, bar fights with strange looking creatures is heroic and
         the way of the just Jedi Knight.

 3.  In real life, people that talk to small fuzzy creatures are called
         crazy;
     In Star Wars, people that talk to small fuzzy creatures are called
         galactic ambassadors.

 4.  In real life, people who dress up in tight plastic/leather outfits are
         considered tacky and queer;
     In Star Wars, they're called "Storm Troopers" and are feared by all.

 5.  In real life, people often stink up the bathroom with their fecal odors,
         toilet paper runs out, and people get diarrhea;
     In Star Wars, no one has ever used the bathroom.

 6.  In real life, tall hairy, humanlike creatures are rarely seen by
        backwoods alcoholics, and are named ridiculous things like "Bigfoot"
         and "Sasquatch";
     In Star Wars, tall hairy humanlike creatures are called Wookiees, and
         have their own language, planet, social structure, and carry
         formidable weaponry

 7.  In real life, people must deal with the problems of children;
     In Star Wars, children do not exist.

 8.  In real life, it is often difficult to understand the languages of
         others, such as 7-11 employees, fast food window operators, and
         college profs.;
     In Star Wars, everyone understands everybody, regardless of language
         barriers.

 9.  In real life, the extremely obese are often sadly shunned by society;
     In Star Wars, the extremely obese Jabba the Hutt is a pimp daddy, and
         has his own sail barge, lounge room, and scantily clad female
         dancers to keep him occupied--he is envied by all.

10. In real life, people often have problems doing simple mechanical things
         like operating can openers, programming VCRs, and playing Nintendo;
     In Star Wars, Droids do all the busy work in half the time.

 11. In real life, some people are complete losers;
     In Star Wars, everybody has a story to tell that's worth listening to.

 12. In real life, people sometimes smell;
     In Star Wars, people are never "ripe", and yet they need not shower.




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